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(This is Giggs writing this so if i refer to marshall in the third person thats why. if you dont understand this you are a gimp. if you care you are a faggot. NAway, this is my T in the Park 2001)-Well it started on thursday night when me and mccook were doing our hair(gay) for T in the park. As u will C mine is red and neils is pink and purple(with purple eyebrow which later turned pink). we did this for fuckin AGES before going upstairs to watch porn(with neils brother and later on neils dad) I then got a lift home from mccook who was half naked(no top and no shoes)-the police were behind us at one point but nothing came of it(phew :p) I went to bed. Waking up the next morning i finished the packing of my bags and applied all my Tin the park transfers all over my arm(whilst watching the previous evening's Big Brother(sad i kno but im a fud). I loaded three 12-crates of Strongbow into the boot of my car(three 12-crates for £20 in ASDA) and a litre of minkyass whisky :). I picked up Mccook on the way to the train station where we then met up with everyone prior to departing on the bus. We collected £1 each from everyone and then went over the bridge to ASDA where we purchased a gazebo with this money(gazeeb ac). We thought that we were goin to be late for the bus so after we paid for the 'gazeeb' we ran away with it under my arm, only to be shputed at by a member of asda staff who thought wed just taken it and ran away. So we had to show this cunt the receipt then we carried on. However, we found we were NOT late for the bus, as the bus had not even arrived yet-VOID-the bus was in fact a quarter of an hour late.gay. But having already bugsy'd(turn around and touch the ground) a place on the back seat, there really was nothing to worry about. The bus journey was absolutely hilarious-(mark dodsworth was on our bus-not one but 12 shits) singing, a multitude of humerous songs that myself and mccook chose for a 'bus mix' the previous night, and made-up ones to ( the front of the bus they are void, and we are valid) drinkin on the way there, stopping off at Ballinluig for a pub visit(where a asked for a shot of the most minging drink at the bar), the auctioning of Mr. T masks bought in bulk in Aberdeen by Marshall Mccook and toonish etc)-daves broke. We also stole sooo much stuff in the pub such as ashtrays, beermats, PINTS etc etc, i kincked a big rock and we played a few games of poole too. And......cringing.......we got overtaken by a Nova.......pish. So onto the bus again and more drinking, singing, papa roaching, rollin and my waying(also foning people in the other bus and singing songs down the phone to them-bringing in the cock etc etc). we then arrived at the venue and hauled all of our shit up 2 the campsite and began the construction of 'CAMP MULLET'. we started to set up the gazebo then we were then told by a security/official/attendant/whatever the fuck they are called told us to take it down a s gazebos are not allowed. VOID. so we kinda took it down and procceeded with drinking we informed others about camp mullet and its size and stature grew incredibly and constantly. One of these people was Cheryl(who was valid-nicknamed Jay by mccook-no idea why) who was friends with Sarah Watsons cousin-if you kinda get my drift-the link? Anyway after I got more differing types of drugs and alcohol into my system, I began to undergo the attempts at pulling her;) I did rather well until the point where her boyfriend came over(which was void) and i did not pull on the friday(which was also void). Cameron walked from Kinross and arrived at the drunken racket known as the increasingly-famous camp mullet! Ross P apparently was flashing('sunners').....Toonish was calling paople hipotomi(as he was stoned and couldnt pronounce hippopotamus-why he would want to say hippopotomus i dony kno but, hey its T in the park!)- oh this is toonish's input:-i put fiona into hypnosis and she becameand i just kept calling everyone that. then i made a cider bottle levitate. people started to hit it. so i sed: no cider more tricks istead of no more cider tricks- cheers toonish :) Mccook then collapsed in his tent early in the nite and people were pissing him off on purpose, so he kept on saying the phrase: 'get outta ma tent ya cooooonts!!!!!!!' haha Also the 'phrase 'T in the Puddle' was used a lot by little spence. Waaaaaah!
So that was friday and we all got to our beds at ridiculous hours in the morning.
We woke up on the saturday ridiculously early in the morning(IN THE PISSING RAIN) and of course kept on drinking. Myself, Marshall and Rossetter went to the shop in kinross to buy (surprise surprise) more drink! We then went to the church to get soup, tea and biscuits and kinda wash a little bit. We came back to find the erection of the GAZEBO!!!!!!! da daaaaaa, da daaaaa, da daaaa da daaaaaa da daaaaaaaaaa, da da daaaaaaaa, da da da daaaaaaaaa, da da da da da da da.......GAZZEEB AC! we then procceeded to drink copious amounts of alcohol and sang soooo many songs-this was a point when the banter rose again to a major height- it was still really rather ealy in the morning so we had hours in which to drink and make the banter flow. We also took an array of photographs one of which included the ringsting one haha. A most enjoyable morning then flowed into the afternoon. we entered the arena(drunk) and i managed to lose everybody. I was going about on my own, saw a few bands(including dandy warhols who kicked ass majorly) and then it was MUSE time :):):):):) omg that so rocked. I crowdsurfed twice and for the rest of the day and night loads of people said to me ' hey i saw you crowdsurf, WAYHEY!'.valid. So.yea that was immense. After thet. it was straight to My Vitriol, we met up at the BIN IT!, but we missed the beggining of their set. neinous, but what we did see was most righteous. It was then-one of the hightlighs of our lives- THE PROCLAIMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Little spence ahd drawn on glasses especially. We picked up several lines, the favourite was 'EVERYBODY IS A VICTIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'. of course letter from america andim gonna be (500 miles) fukcin kicked sooo much ass it was unreal. No really i cannot stress how immense it really was :) Wheatus were on stage 2 after them but i didnt see them as i would rather see placebo who were brilliant also. We all met up again and then we saw David Gray-DAVID GRAY IT! and then stayed on at the main stage for stereophonics who were also actually really quite valid! We met (callum's) Jennifer and a couple of her friends (Simon McFlurry and Calvin Hobbs-so mccook said(?)who we sneaked ionto the campsite-oh we are mental...) Anyway I got trolleyed and stoned like fuck, lobbed a few things and got our camp mullet sign nicked by twats. who i think started on ross p and callum i aont sure- i was gone by this time! and cheryl still had a boyfriend-void.
So Sunday came and Ben was voided coz he had went to bed extremely early the previous night, so he was greeted with a communal 'VOID!' when he woke up. So myself, mccook, marshall and callum(rossetter may have been there im not sure)went to the church again(in a taxi with a guy who said 'fuckin') and had a full on breakfast. As i was eating my breakfast, i piped up and asked the group(accidentally without thinking) in a loud voice 'So, does anyone actually BELIEVE in god?!?!?!'.....and everyone just looked and me...'giggs'........???????........shit i thought but then we all laughed. marshall then became our dad and we tried to get a lift home in a taxi or blobby or anything, and we totally counldnt find one anywhere, we tried phoning but it was void. So we then met on of the security guards who had just been in town for fags so we managed to get a lift nearer the campsite from her, so when wo got of the jeep, we gave her a round of applause and three cheers. we walked the rest of the way to the campsite and found a sleeping bag in nettles. So we then found a table on the way and decided to be scabs and take it with us to camp mullet. we sang 'one man went to mow' too. We then found a muddy umbrella and we took it with us also. when we got back to camp mullet we set up the table and picked things up of the ground adn tried to sell things off it (eg. broken knives, the umbrella, minky food etc etc) we then voided the table and decided to get stoned. this american dude came up to us and then sold us stickers -dont be a dick, farfrompukin, and fuck work lets party-haha, so that stuck for a while.........in fact it is still stuck. We then kept on drinking beforeheading into the arena. Myself mccook marshall and ross p were goin about for a bit there R fotos of the sticky wheel and the rollin' thing. then we all went on the massive ferris wheel. i always wondered why they always ahve it at T in the park but now i know why..it was totally magic it reached a fair height and you could see the whooole fukin arena from it it was amazing!! we took nunnerz of fotos and when we were at the top i threw a pint off the very top of it and nearly hit a scabby man. when we got off i found the pint that i threw lying on the ground so i proceeded to take a photo of it. most humerous. I went about for a while on my own sumhow ating food etc then i watched a cupple of bands then went to the main stage for shed seven and sat/stood/or something there on my own and got stoned)on my own.cheryl still had a boyfriend-void. i then some met up with everyone before feeder wait they may have been before shed seven yes they were(read this part backwards!!!) so yes feeder time. I must say firstly that rossetter was totally stoned off his face and he went green! haha. he then procceeded to puke into an empty cup.....TWICE! which was fukin hilariously funny. So feeder were good but not as good as ive seen them before, although buck rogers was just immense!:):):):):):):):):) So i really dont think today is in the right order but hey u get the picture :) So me and marshall were goin about doin stuff i cant rememeber what...oh yea gettin food(and drink!) so then we went to see goldfinger in stage 2. We started just standing watching then we went forward to bounce and watch....then forward to jump and watch...then forward to the pit and then forward ONSTAGE!!! they shouted something bout ppl goin onstage so i got put up my marshall and crowdsurfed over fell right down over the barrier, missed the step, landed right on my arse, got up pst the security guards, climbed onstage and danced like a dick! i PAPA ROACHed onstage and NIPFLASHED! i also took u couple of fotos from on the stage. I was soo close to mooning but i thought not cuz i was wanting it to be on TV! I went back down into the mosh pit for the last song, crowdsurfed out, and went back in a gain within 2minutes. It was truly awesome!!!!:)
Grandaddy were on next me ben and callum chilled sitting down on a found jacket. i got stoned and callum dissappeared off the face of the planet. So after that it wa ASH time-rossetters favourite! That was rather good-performing hits such as girl from mars, kung fu and burn baby burn. As the acts were drawing to a close, a decided to shout a rude word outside. i then went for a piss and a pint then came back for then final act of stage 2 with was the mighty JJ72. they were most impressive and at the end of the set the dude trashd his guitar and the atmosphere they created was most non-heinous! So straight after they finished( i have to keep my tradition of seeing the last band(and the piper)on the main stage) i ran all the way across the arena in the fukin trudging mud in order to catch the end of texas' set. i did so and there was that t atmoshere again.....aaaaahhhhh. So then the piper came on once more and flowere of scotland was belted out as usual..:):)
So thatsignalled the end of T in the park 2001, or did it.......???? the answer is NO FUCKIN WAY!!!!! Marshall and i met up at the CD tent and bought stuff(i bought a NIN cd and its not here!!!!AAAGGGHHH!!! either sumones knicked it or ive lost it!!!VOID!). then marshall and angie wanted to go on the big BOMBER thing. so i took the signs that they knicked back to the casmpsite(collecting more and more signs on the way). As I walked back to the campsite on my own, one of the guard people had one of those megaphone things and they were shouting at someone. I was in one of my dreams so i didn't really pay much attention. This dude kept on shouting down the fuckin megaphone over and over again, then some people started to look at me and laugh?!?! what the fuxk?!?! then i actually realized that he had been shouting at me this whole time telling me to put down all of my stolen signs! which was gay. and void. and bogus. but funny. So i headed(signless) toward camp mullet, and before i saw anyone, i saw a hugh fuck off sign that was being held in the air, i headed toward it as i knew it would ve been one of us. it turned out to be dave. haha. Anyway....cracked open a few tinnies and consumed more drugs and alcohol. cheryl still had a boyfriend-void. So we were in camp mullet and suddenly colin put a torch between his legs and started 'doing it'!!! you have to see this but the phrases are 'whoooa, look what it is!!!.....take heed!......observe what is forthcoming!!!!! whooooooooaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!' ahhahahahhahahahhahah and that is the most i think i have ever laughed in my life. loads of people were actually pissing themselves laughing at me laughing at him! so then i had a bash myself inthe middle of the pathway and i couldnt do it for laughter, so then big spence and andy did it to one of the jeep things when it went past, right in the middle of the path in front of it!!hahahahahahahahahaha by this time i was floored with laughter. The jeep actually had to avoid them and they kept on doing it. i really cannot strees how funny i found this. they were also 'saying it' haha.hahahah.hahahahahahahahahahahhah!!!! So the evening went on and rossetter slept. The gazebo was then taken down and used(unsuccessfully) as a sledge down the mud(cheryl still had a boyfriend-void) when big spence lay on it and some other people tried to pull him down the muddy hill. but it was shit. so the gazebo was made void. We were then going about as usual with our signs,drinks etc etc etc for a few more hours. Cheryl still had a boyfriend-void...but.....I got together with her in the end!!!!!:):):):):):):):)valid!!!!:):):):):):):):):) and i still have her hoodie as she left it in my tent. its too small for me. so that was valid. i then crashed at a ridiculous hour in the morning and got up a few hours later and kept drinking whilst taking down our tents. We then proceeded to lob things eg. tangerines, beans and various foodstuffs. A few of us then headed (rather cliqueishely) away from camp mullet and towards the bus pick up point where we met up with a few other cunts. We sat and chilled there with a couple of tinnies then one of the MARSHALLS approached us and asked us to move out of the way of the buses.(the jacket said 'marshall' on the back) so we asked him if we could have a foto with him and marshall himself 2gether..we ended up with a multitude of fotos including one with the dude and marshall, one with marshall wearing the dudes jacket,one with all of us in it and of with all of us plus the dude in it :) most valid. So then we decided to have a game of WICKEDY WICKEDY WILD WILD WEST!!!!!(with the football i knicked from the campsite)!!!! it was a magic game and we had a mammo-crowd! Mccook won the first game. then our bus came and we got on with glee I took the void/valid register(like a dick) then we nipflashed everyone as the bus left the pick up point( and papa roached and rolled and david grayed and my wayed and alien ant farmed and linkin parked etc etc etc). We were then singing a multitude of humeorous songs and getting stoned and pissed (more) on the bus. Song such as 'everybody is a victim' and other classic proclaimers songs were being belted out. We then ran out of proclaimer songs and started singing random songs in proclaimer accents eg. bear necessities, ghostbusters theme, scumming up red raw bums etc etc etc). We went around the bus singing everyones most embarrassing moments too. Mccook then crowdsurfed in the bus and got his head stuck inbetween seats. haha. then he went to roll down the aisle but it wasnt wide enough and he got stuck upside down there to! We then stopped at TESCO somewhere and I did a fall was we all got off the bus. We then got into the shop and middle spence sat on a wheelchair and got pushed around in it! haha it was rather amusing. We then bought things(including a bunch of flowers bought by little spence for the bus driver!) As I walked back towards the bus i looked at the window, and there was neil mooning! the bus started to set off Callum shouted to stop the bus as there was an emergency!!!!............he couldnt find his bottle of cider. we looked everywhere for it and then there it was...........out the back of the bus sitting solitary in the CAR PARK?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!so out he went to get it back and off we went again.....me and dave had a one-on-one game of WICKEDY WICKEDY WILD WILD WEST in the bus aisle and we also played with a sticky bat and ball game thing. So guess where we stopped off next???.........BALLINLUIG for the pub!!! we played pool, winged some stuff, cheesed shit and drank more befor leaving the pub. As we approached the filling station, (about 16 of us) had a MASS FALL! It rocked so much there were a number of people just looking at us(the dicks)most righteous. So onto the 'valid' bus once again(and more phoning people on the 'void' bus and singing 'the front of the bus,they are void!' and 'i am a music man....and so on'!. We then arrived in forress where some of the people on the bus got off. We were nipflashing etc and a s thje bus pulled away me and mccook MOONED forress! There was an old man on a bike ho then went and reported us to the police for it! which was rather chucklesome.and callum kept on sayin 'that was a bit harsh' We then arrived at the train station and we all got dropped off. The bus driver took mass sign fotos of us all and that was valid. We then paparoached some stuff and then decided to have a game of WICKEDY WICKEDY WILD WILD WEST in the train station car park. the ball accidentally went on the track of course, but a gnarlyass father-of-two went down and retrieved the ball for us:) then it was (finally) home time, where me and marshall stole a trolley from ASDA to put all our bags and shit in and cart it up the road to our houses. I was astonished at the attitude of the usually hardore marshall as he suggested getting a taxi home!:S that idea was soon voided as we wheeled the trolley through new elgin to our houses......and we were home. That, my friends, was T in the Park 2001........and it was a truly amazing weekend and shall never be forgotten. Looking forward to 2002, baby!!!!!!!!!;) GIGGS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
everybody is a victim

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